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The Book Club :
A book for Notthevictem

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 demolishedinside (original poster member #47839) posted at 6:43 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018

Spotted this beauty at Target. My son loved it, so I stopped to listen to all of the fart sounds it made. The shoppers were not nearly as amused. I think you should get this, NTV. It should provide hours of fun.

ETA: I can’t make the image appear. Gah. It’s called “Farts: A Spotters Guide”. It’s on amazon.

[This message edited by demolishedinside at 12:45 PM, January 20th (Saturday)]

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 6:57 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018

Di, that's great!! Where was this when I was doing xmas shopping?????

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 demolishedinside (original poster member #47839) posted at 7:05 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018

It seriously makes a ton of different fart sounds.

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sassylee ( member #45766) posted at 9:43 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018

It seriously makes a ton of different fart sounds

So does NTV! Don’t think he has fun buttons to push though so no fun for kids...and i bet your book doesn’t come with the authentic odour...

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 demolishedinside (original poster member #47839) posted at 10:48 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018

no. Only when my kids try to imitate it.

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ISurvivedSoFar ( member #56915) posted at 3:26 AM on Sunday, January 21st, 2018

NTV needs to purchase a Japanese toilet. It makes all kinds of sounds to mask the noises one makes in such situations, even *fake* farting sounds so the real ones are masked.

Now they just need a smell-a-toilet for him...just sayin'

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 3:32 AM on Sunday, January 21st, 2018

You dont like the smell....?

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